Would you survive a horror movie?

I'm an avid horror fan. I don't do drugs, and rarely drink. I know not to go into the haunted house, never read the book of the dead. I don't play with Ouija boards, but I have had with my ex, and we always made love, and never screwed. If I hear on the news that a psycho killer escaped from the mental hospital I'll bring my dog inside, lock ALL the doors and windows, including the attic that everyone forgets, get my girlfriend (if i had one) and my dog in the hallway with a lantern, flashlight, coffee pot, and my 12 gauge pump shotgun. I would grab the cordless phone, and wouldn't answer unless i knew the person. If it was the killer on the phone I would stay put until dawn, then finally fall asleep. Unlike the strangers, no one would kill me. if the killer hacked down my front door, I would scream in "terror" and wait 4 the killer 2 get in, then send him to whatever God he wishes to meet. Would you survive a horror movie?